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July 08, 2026

Government Confirms Constitutional Amendment Bill Number 4 Already In Advanced Stages, With Ziyambi Rumoured To Be Working On Constitutional Amendment Bill Number Infinity

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By The Reporters   HARARE – Shortly after President Emmerson Mnangagwa signed Constitutional Amendment Bill No. 3 into law yesterday, word c...
July 01, 2026

Is Winky D’s ‘One Big Party’ An Ode To ZANU PF? The Answer May Surprise You!

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By Wena Crook   Over the past decade and a half, Winky D has established himself as not only one of his generation’s most iconic artists, bu...
June 30, 2026

“It’s Always ‘Go See Victor’ And Never ‘Go See How Victor is Doing!’” Nation’s Most Famous Runner Decries Neglect

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By Wena Crook   Bemoaning how Sir Wicknell Chivayo's now-famous instruction to beneficiaries to "Go See Victor!" had made him ...
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June 25, 2026

Waterfalls Residents Besiege Town House Demanding That Mayor And Town Clerk Show Them Exactly Where The Falls Are Located

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By The Reporters HARARE – Residents of Waterfalls suburb in Harare have come out guns blazing, as they laid a spirited siege at Town House d...
June 18, 2026

Wife Lulu Really Surprised That Wicknell Chivayo Did Not Pass Out During All Night Fuckfest

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By The Reporters  HARARE – Much to the shock and surprise of Lucy ‘Lulu’ Muteke, Wicknell Chivayo maintained full and robust consciousness t...
June 15, 2026

“We Honestly Thought They Were Nigerian, That's Why” – South Africa Explain Their Two Red Cards Against Mexico

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By The Reporters   Saying they were confused by their opponent’s green kit, Bafana Bafana apologized for their violent conduct against tou...
June 09, 2026

“Oh, We Apologize For The Confusion. We Thought You Knew We Didn’t Care!” – Harare City Council Responds to Residents

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By The Reporters HARARE – Facing a barrage of criticism for the continued inhumane treatment of residents, the City of Harare councillors re...
June 04, 2026

Mnangagwa Insists Constitutional Amendment Bill No. 3 Was Just A Joke Blown Out Of Proportion

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By The Reporters HARARE – President Emmerson Mnangagwa has revealed that Constitutional Amendment Bill No. 3 (CAB3) was just a little joke t...
May 10, 2026

Man Books Appointment With Therapist Despite Being 100% Sure Of The Shitty Decisions He’s Going To Make Soon After

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By The Reporters   NEWLANDS, Harare - Area man Mike Tarumbwa (35) booked an appointment with a therapist in the capital despite being fully ...
April 03, 2026

Local man asked by barber in Harare CBD if he wants a haircut moments after he had just got a new haircut

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By The Reporters   HARARE – Much to his indescribable frustration, local resident Tatenda Matemera (24) was utterly flummoxed after a barber...
May 01, 2025

JUST A GIRL

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The frigid winter mornings were always hard on Natasha. Not only did she have to brave the elements and help out with the chores around the ...
March 31, 2025

An Encounter

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Cruising down this boulevard is so surreal. The streets are clean, the roads devoid of blemishes, and the jacaranda flowers are cascading in...
January 01, 2024

Zimbabwe’s Department of Public Inconvenience Assures Citizens of More Inconveniences, And There Won’t Be Any Sincere Regrets

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By The Reporters HARARE – True to its revolutionary and unwavering fashion, Zimbabwe’s Department of Public Inconvenience (DOPI), which is u...