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August 19, 2026

Laws Will Continue To Be Written In Long, Meandering, Needlessly Complex Sentences, Attorney-General Assures Nation

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By The Reporters HARARE – Speaking on the nature of how the laws of Zimbabwe are drafted, the country’s Attorney-General Virginia Mabhiza ga...
August 03, 2026

Bachelor Disagrees With Jesus’ Teaching That Man Shall Not Live By Bread Alone As He Goes To Buy Another Loaf

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By The Reporters BRAESIDE, HARARE – Local bachelor Simbarashe Chiwara (29) has expressed strong disagreement with the teaching of Jesus Chri...
July 31, 2026

Woman Spends Entire Journey Psyching Herself Up To Ask Kombi Conductor For Her Change

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By The Reporters MUTARE – Local woman Gloria Sachiti (26) spent the entirety of her journey from Mutare’s Central Business District (CBD) ...
July 21, 2026

Cold Weather Left Frustrated As Nation’s Women Continue Wearing Skirts, Shorts, And Dresses

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By The Reporters GWERU – Officials from the Meteorological Services Department of Zimbabwe (MSD) confirmed on Tuesday that the cold curren...
July 20, 2026

It Has Emerged That The ‘Limit’ In ‘Blacks Unlimited’ Was $1 Million All Along

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By The Reporters   OREGON, U.S. – Insisting that every ideology has a market value, Chimurenga legend Thomas Mapfumo reportedly explained th...
July 08, 2026

Government Confirms Constitutional Amendment Bill Number 4 Already In Advanced Stages, With Ziyambi Rumoured To Be Working On Constitutional Amendment Bill Number Infinity

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By The Reporters   HARARE – Shortly after President Emmerson Mnangagwa signed Constitutional Amendment Bill No. 3 into law yesterday, word c...
July 01, 2026

Is Winky D’s ‘One Big Party’ An Ode To ZANU PF? The Answer May Surprise You!

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By Wena Crook   Over the past decade and a half, Winky D has established himself as not only one of his generation’s most iconic artists, bu...
June 30, 2026

“It’s Always ‘Go See Victor’ And Never ‘Go See How Victor is Doing!’” Nation’s Most Famous Runner Decries Neglect

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By Wena Crook   Bemoaning how Sir Wicknell Chivayo's now-famous instruction to beneficiaries to "Go See Victor!" had made him ...
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June 25, 2026

Waterfalls Residents Besiege Town House Demanding That Mayor And Town Clerk Show Them Exactly Where The Falls Are Located

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By The Reporters HARARE – Residents of Waterfalls suburb in Harare have come out guns blazing, as they laid a spirited siege at Town House d...
June 18, 2026

Wife Lulu Really Surprised That Wicknell Chivayo Did Not Pass Out During All Night Fuckfest

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By The Reporters  HARARE – Much to the shock and surprise of Lucy ‘Lulu’ Muteke, Wicknell Chivayo maintained full and robust consciousness t...
June 15, 2026

“We Honestly Thought They Were Nigerian, That's Why” – South Africa Explain Their Two Red Cards Against Mexico

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By The Reporters   Saying they were confused by their opponent’s green kit, Bafana Bafana apologized for their violent conduct against tou...
June 09, 2026

“Oh, We Apologize For The Confusion. We Thought You Knew We Didn’t Care!” – Harare City Council Responds to Residents

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By The Reporters HARARE – Facing a barrage of criticism for the continued inhumane treatment of residents, the City of Harare councillors re...
June 04, 2026

Mnangagwa Insists Constitutional Amendment Bill No. 3 Was Just A Joke Blown Out Of Proportion

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By The Reporters HARARE – President Emmerson Mnangagwa has revealed that Constitutional Amendment Bill No. 3 (CAB3) was just a little joke t...