By The Reporters
In a sad twist of events, popular musician Jah Prayzah has just been confirmed as the newest widow in town following the death of his most beloved benefactor Wicknell Chivayo. The Reporters can confirm that Jah Prayzah was inconsolable when the tragic news reached him, as it now dawned on him that he really has to take music seriously now as his primary occupation. "This is what we have. This is the situation we have. It's very sad, and all I can say to you is that life is never going to be the same again," Jah Prayzah said. "As you know, my real calling is music. Lately, it had started feeling like a side hustle, but given the tragedy I have immensely suffered, it's obviously time to get down to brass tacks," he added, saying the pun was intended. The uncertainty that has befallen the musician's newfound fortunes is widely considered by analysts to have catastrophic repercussions. At press time, Jah Prayzah had fully confirmed to The Reporters that he was feeling lonely "like never before."
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