May 25, 2022

Local 25-year-old Man Swears He Perfectly Hears All Young Thug Lyrics Without Help from Lyric App Genius


PALMERSTON, MUTARE – At a local music and media workshop among hood fiends held at a nearby jazzman’s base in the eastern city of Mutare in Zimbabwe, a 25-year-old man reportedly swore that he does not need the help of Genius in deciphering the lyrics of American hip-hop star Young Thug; arguing with his soul that he hears all Young Thug lyrics without any need whatsoever of searching for lyrics. 



Simbarashe Mahara from Palmerston in Mutare, who identifies himself as a life-long Young Thug fan with all the Slime rituals, scoffed at music novices who keep referring to lyrics from search engines on the Internet, saying they are faking in their purported love for YSL head honcho. The Reporters managed to get some insight from the Young Thug devotee, who swore with his life that Young Thug is not a mumble rapper. 
 
“See, if you’re a true fan of YSL, you don’t need Genius or any other silly lyric sites that Google shows you when it comes to hearing what Thugga says, error-free. Some of us know all Young Thug lyrics by head, from his earliest songs to the latest. Those who use Genius when listening to Young Thug are still joking. They make us appear stupid.”  
 
“I swear with my life, I hear all Young Thug lyrics pristinely. It’s a tad sad that some of these wannabe rappers tryna do some trap shit here in Zim have trash quality and their flows are just whack. Those who say Young Thug is a mumble rapper don’t know music at all. Those backings, Jesus! Now that’s music nigga!”  
 
Mahara would not listen to the objections of Fireman, his jazzman, going to such lengths as saying some of Fireman’s weed does not match that smoked by Young Thug.  
 
“Even this bush weed here is just whack, Young Thug doesn’t smoke this rubbish. I only come here ‘coz I ain’t got no other option. Palmerston kinda sucks with these plugs. But I don’t have time to go down the projects in Sakubva or Dvat for some quality shit. My bitch be complaining that I’m bringing her some trash weed. She schemes I’m shady or some other gwans like that. It’s just some fucked up shit man.” 
 
The Reporters confirmed that Mahara and his gang in the hood do not tolerate any Young Thug slander and are in the uncanny habit of only listening to Zimbabwean hip hop music that has “blown-up.”  
 
The Reporters also confirmed that indeed Simbarashe Mahara’s phone does not have the Genius app, though that of his close nigga Andrew Taisiireva has Genius, and Shazam, too.  
 
By the time the local music and media workshop at Fireman’s base ended, Mahara was still mesmerized by Young Thug’s line on Constantly Hating (ft. Birdman), “Nigga I’m a crack addict”, though he told The Reporters that he is scared of “hard drugs” given the meth pandemic that has taken Zimbabwe’s urban youths by storm, while parents are frantically attempting their own version of the ‘War on Drugs’. In Zimbabwe. 

 

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